by Andy | Sep 13, 2022 | Blog, General Writings
The Major Oak at the heart of Sherwood Forest cocked a sinewy old branch in our direction as we stopped for a rest. Massively old, bulging grotesquely around the middle and unfathomably still standing, I was 40 now so these things should be expected. My friend, half...
by Andy | Sep 12, 2022 | Blog, General Writings
In a land far away lived a prince. I should say that he only lived far away from you. To his neighbours, he was only a stone’s throw away. He knew this because his neighbours didn’t like him very much and would often throw stones at him when he was trying to play in...
by Andy | Sep 12, 2022 | Blog, General Writings
I should have had breakfast before I put my suit on really, but I’d hardly slept and I was desperate for my future life to start – as though donning full regalia ahead of schedule could somehow chivvy time along. Now I was dressed it just gave me more time to...
by Andy | May 7, 2014 | General Writings
Stage 1: Excitement Excitement that you’ve actually sat down to write a new joke instead of sitting in your pants, bidding online for cattle. In your mind you’ve suddenly ranked up on the comedic ladder. You’ve notched yourself up the comedy pecking order. This joke...
